jackwilliambell ([info]jackwilliambell) wrote,

Where are they? A third view

The Speculist discusses the question of the Fermi Paradox and covers some possible answers in "Where Are They? Two Views."

These views may be summarized as Ray Kurzweil saying it is the 'destiny' of intelligent races to spread rapidly throughout space (so intelligence must be more rare than previously believed) and John Smart arguing that all intelligent races eventually transcend in a technological singularity as they move 'down' into computational substrates (so they stop interacting with the 'outside' universe).

All very well and good. But I have a third view: Out there in the galaxy there is something that eats intelligent races. It listens for the radio emissions of a newly technological civilization and then follows the transmissions to their source; where it feeds. If we assume this thing is fairly well spread throughout the galaxy and capable of moving fairly quickly, this means it can be on the spot within a century or two of first noticing a nascent civilization. Then it wipes them out before they can move away from their home system.

Right now such a thing is probably moving towards us at a significant fraction of the speed of light. It is smelling the delectable aroma of Gilligan's Island and Bonanza and Hogan's Heroes, and it is drooling...
Tags: aliens, geek, humor, intelligence, science, space, transhumanism

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[info]jacqueline1776

July 26 2005, 16:12:22 UTC 6 years ago

Not to mention all the tasty tasty blog feeds being beamed into space.

[info]jackwilliambell

July 26 2005, 23:19:26 UTC 6 years ago

Tasty? Probably more like that burning smell that tells you the pizza is getting overdone and needs to be taken out of the oven.

[info]holyoutlaw

July 26 2005, 16:57:54 UTC 6 years ago

Out there in the galaxy there is something that eats intelligent races.

Right, we're safe then.

[info]jackwilliambell

July 26 2005, 23:19:39 UTC 6 years ago

[Snicker]

[info]holyoutlaw

July 27 2005, 02:21:38 UTC 6 years ago

I actually spun a few revs of the gearbox thinking about a story where this WAS the case, that the only species that made it into contact with others occupied a narrow range of intelligence, so that "galactic civilization" was on average about the level of the Galaxy Quest aliens and us.

You can have it, cheap.

[info]jackwilliambell

July 27 2005, 04:36:10 UTC 6 years ago

Why don't you write it? I'd read it.
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